If God Was Around

If God was around
I guess a word would sound:
Someone is doing miracles ’round the corner

And I for one would go
After a month or so
to go and study his achievements

and God would repair TV’s
and tell you what to do
to make your teeth shine brighter
and make your car look new

if God was around
consumer programs would be obsolete
cause God he would know
and being God he is complete

and man would look like angels
repairing, fixing where theyd stand
shining up the world
it’d be like like Disneyland

but what would you do
if he belonged to you
if you had bought and paid
so you knew, he should stay?

yipikiyeah, God’s here
and he won’t disappear
now life is a laugh
God fix my bubble bath

oh God fix my computer
make my steaks look right
my life like the commercials
where all is clean and bright

and show me how to do things at night
Show me what to do.
I want 15 inches

© 2001 Winn Nielsen